cis person: so r u a girl or a boy?

agender/neutrois/nonbinary: lol no

androgyne/bigender/genderqueer: yes? wait, i have to choose?!

genderfluid/genderflux/fluidflux: ummm, fuck – what the fuck??? u kno what, just ask me tomorrow

demigirl/demiboy: i kinda am, i kinda ain’t, and i kinda wanna die tbh

demifluid/demiflux: no? yes??? i don’t know. maybe

polygender/pangender: *wheezes* wait, what –